When you jump and holler it's my bottom dollar, bottom dollar, bottom dollar
When you jump and holler, jump and holler, it's gonna lead straight to squalor
When the bottom drops out of your dollar, the bottom drops out of your dollar
Lady Freedom's cut back on her hours, please don't try to call her
She's moonlighting at the funeral parlor
She used to hang out with Sammy - Uncle Sam in his rock n roll band
But now she's feeling kinda scammy - she'll charge you for the steak but she'll give you the spam
So when the bottom drops out of your dollar
You're gonna want to jump and holler
Lady Freedom's cut back on her hours, please don't try to call her
She's doing time at the Family Dollar
I guess I shoulda read the small print - you know it giveth and taketh away every day
I guess I should suspect the govt. you know they taketh away day by day
So when the bottom drops out of your dollar, you're gonna want to spit and holler
Lady Freedom's cut back on her hours, please don't try to call her
She's doing time at the Family Dollar
So when the bottom drops out of your dollar, you're gonna want to spit and holler
Lady Freedom's cut back on her hours, please don't try to call her
She's doing time at the Family Dollar
When you jump and holler it's my bottom dollar, bottom dollar, bottom dollar
When you jump and holler, jump and holler, it's gonna lead straight to squalor
When the bottom drops out of your dollar, the bottom drops out of your dollar
Lady Freedom's cut back on her hours, please don't try to call her
She's moonlighting at the funeral parlor
